Thanks for being on the same page I am anon because sometimes I feel like I’m the only one who feels like that.

Can someone slap some sense into me and tell me that I shouldn’t be constantly upset about the fact that I don’t have a boyfriend…? Because I’m getting sick of this shit and I need to grow the fuck up

fuckyeahtattoos:

bee tattoo located on calf.

by Tami at Tattoo Zoo, Victoria BC

ohitsjustkim:

I WANNA GO WHERE THAT’S GOING

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  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

lebaenese:

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members

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rigginsrigs:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

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stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

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beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

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